God, Guts, and Guns
Lyrics by Jerry Joseph

I just want to thank you,
thank you for the rising sun
I just want to thank you,
thank you when my workday is done
I really want to tell you,
tell you you're my only one.
And I really want to thank you,
hell I'm having so much fun

You cut my meat up
to keep me from choking
You give your breast up
when it's time to feed
I've just got to tell you
and let you know
I'm so happy, so happy
You're giving me all the things I need

God, Guts, and Guns made America great
God, Guts, and Guns made America great
God, Guts, and Guns
listen to the children singing
God, Guts, and Guns made America great

I just want to thank you,
thank you for your love and affection
I just want to thank you,
keeping me clean from infection
I just want to thank you,
giving me a sense of direction
I really want to thank you,
giving me my next injection

My main squeeze is an AK47
Always takes their breath away
Going down to the school yard,
gonna send 'em all to heaven
SHIT I LOVE THE NRA

I really want to thank you,
thank you for my sweetest dreams
I really want to thank you,
see me baby on my knees
I really want to thank you,
for giving me the ways and means
I really want to thank you,
I'm getting all the sex I need

You cut my meat up
to keep me from choking
You give your breast up
when it's time to feed
I've just got to tell you
and let you know
I'm so happy, so happy
You're giving me all the things I need

God, Guts, and Guns made America great
God, Guts, and Guns made America great
God, Guts, and Guns
listen to the children singing
God, Guts, and Guns made America great