Nicaragua
Lyrics by Jerry Joseph

The smell of revolution failed
Is blowing through my window
When we're writing Constitutions
They're shooting up mosquitoes
Viva Sandanista now is Hola Americanos
And there isn't decent housing
We order in from Dominos

And now I'm drinking coffee
Reading about the slaughter
And I'm blowing off my future
And I'm blowing off my daughter
And I haven't slept in weeks
And I know I really ought to
Baby, I forget a lot these days
There's something in the water

B Been trying to meet a girl
From Rivas to Grenada
I see a waking giggle
I don't think they wanna
I could a use a shave, shit, or shower
Flora or the fauna
I'm supposed to worry about my health
I guess I'll start manana

Dinner in San Juan del Sol
With Commandant de Zero
Some tell me he's a killer
Some tell me he's a hero
They go to make the movie
It'll star Bobby Deniro
I'm over that machismo shit
Yo soy grande maricon

My breath is probably stinking
I got ring around the collar
And I'm a little short of cash
Like fifty thousand dollars
And sometimes I get so fucking riled
I wanna scream and holler
Throw my phone out of the window
I ain't taking any callers!